If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns
outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated
respect.
If a Republican is against illegal immigration he wants
them deported
A democrat wants them clothe, fed, schooled, given
welfare, and medically taken care of.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to
take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he
switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut
down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to
church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and
religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes
about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands
that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles
and goes to work the next day.
If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down
a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his
friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's
"offended."
